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5 Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle

 

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”

 

 

 

Son: Dad, why did you get a job as a mirror cleaner?
Dad: It’s all I could see myself doing.

 

 

 

What do you call someone with no shins?  Tony. (Toe-Knee...get it?)

 

 

 

Why shouldn’t you write with a dull pencil? 

There’s no point.

 

 

 

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?  Because the P is silent.

 

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